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The 101 Laws of Physics

Mon Jun 7, 2004 3:02:18 PM #8897 Perm Link

1. The hardness of butter is inversely proportional to the softness of your bread.
2. Dingos do not go in sewers.
3. To win in hangman, use the word "philander".
4. Marx is approximately equal to Lenin divided by Stalin.

You come up with the rest. Go.

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Re: The 101 Laws of Physics

Mon Jun 7, 2004 4:12:08 PM #8901 Perm Link

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5. The hardness of your penis is inversely proportional to the softness of your hand.

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Mon Jun 7, 2004 4:22:36 PM #8907 Perm Link

6. Pimping, in fact, is not easy.

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Mon Jun 7, 2004 4:26:15 PM #8909 Perm Link

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7. Then again, neither is whoring.
8. The fourth dimension isn't diagonal, it's a frog.

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Mon Jun 7, 2004 4:49:04 PM #8911 Perm Link

9. No offense: women = time * money : money = time : money is the root of all evil : therefore women = the square root of all evil, squared : therefore women = evil

2014 is going to be a good year. More content, more streamlining. Be a part of history!

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Mon Jun 7, 2004 9:53:06 PM #8912 Perm Link

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I love it! Being a feman (female) myself, I don't find it offensive at all, I find it to be halarious!

10. Most people cause massive waves of stupidity.

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Tue Jun 8, 2004 12:33:49 PM #8918 Perm Link

11. Third world debt increases at a rate that is directly proportional to Aron's point count. Razz

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Tue Jun 8, 2004 1:44:59 PM #8922 Perm Link

12. The rate at which a male and a female sexually grow is directly proportional to the decrease in pomales.

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Tue Jun 8, 2004 1:48:30 PM #8924 Perm Link

13. The rate of which proportions will show up on this list is directly proportional to the rate that sex topics are added to this board.

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Tue Jun 8, 2004 1:49:32 PM #8925 Perm Link

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14. The increasing amount of sex topics is directly proportional to the amount of brain juice leaking out of one's ears.

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Tue Jun 8, 2004 1:51:06 PM #8928 Perm Link

15. Refer to rule #42.

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Tue Jun 8, 2004 1:52:38 PM #8931 Perm Link

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16. Rule #42 is directly proportional to nothing, because there is no Rule #42.

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Thu Jun 10, 2004 7:10:55 PM #8962 Perm Link

17. Pancakes = teh m4n.

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Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:25:19 PM #8966 Perm Link

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18. teh m4n * Pancakes/Jaegolooloo(3.14) = teh ub3r 1337 m4n!!!!11

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Sun Jun 13, 2004 10:09:04 AM #8994 Perm Link

231b. I like eggs.

"Humans, why protect them? Why miss them? Why love them?" ~Sesshoumaru~

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Sun Jun 13, 2004 12:23:38 PM #9006 Perm Link

19. Ones appetite can be filled if they choose the right pi 3.14.

*(okay, I know that was lame)*

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Sun Jun 13, 2004 2:46:14 PM #9011 Perm Link

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20. pi/pie = yum[squared]

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Tue Jun 15, 2004 11:57:02 PM #9076 Perm Link

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#21 Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and hell believe you; tell the same man the bench over there has wet paint on it hell have to touch it to be sure

#22 Everything is possible, except skiing through a revolving do

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Wed Jun 30, 2004 12:37:49 PM #9179 Perm Link

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#23 me + new Cadillac Escalade = not happenin anytime soon
#24 me + ya'll = new friends (PM ya'll! I promise I won't bite! Smile

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Wed Jun 30, 2004 2:00:57 PM #9190 Perm Link

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25: the truth: me + being your friend = will never happen

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Tue Jul 6, 2004 9:24:02 PM #9238 Perm Link

(I know this is a double post)

26) My theory is that Hiten_Mitsurugi's theories are completely moronic!...and yet he continues to type them as if we're going to follow his every word or sth or agree on most of the points that he makes, that is, if he makes any points at all...which, I don't believe he does.

27) The Sam = Fuckwit (which means: Idiot) to the power of 7.

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Wed Jul 7, 2004 1:21:20 AM #9240 Perm Link

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28) me = so glad I'm not his friend ^ (message to The Sam: how do people put up with you?)

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Wed Jul 7, 2004 12:34:10 PM #9254 Perm Link

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29) Female = The Sam

And...they don't put up with me or have to...I'm nice to them...well, mostly. And they're not so uptight to give a shit anyways.

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Mon Jul 12, 2004 12:55:27 PM #9279 Perm Link

30) Not all Christians are closed minded
31) Most evolutionists are.

OoPart: an artifact that "seems" to be out of context with the surrounding evidence.
Ex.: A fossilized footprint of a human child containing a fossil of a crushed trilobite. Pronounced O-Part.

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Mon Jul 12, 2004 1:19:15 PM #9281 Perm Link

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32) Devoting your life to religion is fine, but when you constantly use your religion as an answer or basis to every question asked, expecially when it has nothing to do with the question, it just seems to be wasting time and space. Also, what happens when all of what you type out turns out to be false, what happens if it's true? Nothing. And do you know why? Because all this time just knowing useless facts keeps you away from realizing what living really is. It's blocking you from experiencing things that are there for you to experience. By doing one thing all the time for the rest of your life makes it seem that it's meaningless for you to exist. That's why humans change throughout life. So, do something differend with your life! There are plenty of things to devote your mind and time to, not just one major thing and whatever else is attached to that broad subject. And you don't have to do shit that everybody's into, there are millions of things out there that are interesting. Learn something new for a change and enlighten us with that instead! Man, tonight was a rough night.

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Fri Jul 16, 2004 10:47:49 PM #9321 Perm Link

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32) Devoting your life to religion is fine, but when you constantly use your religion as an answer or basis to every question asked, expecially when it has nothing to do with the question, it just seems to be wasting time and space. Also, what happens when all of what you type out turns out to be false, what happens if it's true? Nothing. And do you know why? Because all this time just knowing useless facts keeps you away from realizing what living really is. It's blocking you from experiencing things that are there for you to experience. By doing one thing all the time for the rest of your life makes it seem that it's meaningless for you to exist. That's why humans change throughout life. So, do something differend with your life! There are plenty of things to devote your mind and time to, not just one major thing and whatever else is attached to that broad subject. And you don't have to do shit that everybody's into, there are millions of things out there that are interesting. Learn something new for a change and enlighten us with that instead! Man, tonight was a rough night.

The reason they answer every question with their religion is because when you have a religion, you incorporate it into every aspect of your life. It's a lifestyle. If people want to conform themselves to a lifestyle they should be able to. If it's a comfort zone then they shouldn't be judged. At least it's not harming anyone; not usually anyway.

Anyway, I better put something semi-useful on this thread instead of bitching about Christian rights or whatnot.

33.) Er... Silly putty will always end up in matted in hair; maybe not your own, but eventually, it will happen.

God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo,
Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.

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Sat Jul 17, 2004 6:48:37 AM #9324 Perm Link

34)Your older brother will allways put silly putty in your hair, and then u have to cut it out
That happened to me.

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Sun Jul 18, 2004 8:11:42 AM #9335 Perm Link

35). Pilots who think parachutists are nuts say, "Why would anyone jump from a perfectly safe aircraft?"

Those scared for flying say, "Why would anyone leave perfectly safe terafirma?"

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Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:06:47 PM #9391 Perm Link

36. fire and wind vs. earth and water--- fire + wind= fire to the power of 2/ earth + water= mud fire2 vs. mud....
mud < fire

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Wed Jul 28, 2004 3:40:19 PM #9392 Perm Link

37). Fire+Wind+Earth+Water+Heart= Captain Planet

Recycle, Reduce, Reuse, Bitches.

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