Dislike Goths

I was at the checkout at the library and this little rat pack of goths brushed by. One of them was giving me the eye and I gave him a dirty look (mostly because he looked like the albino from 'The Princess Bride' only he'd dyed his hair black) and when I turned my back one of them in a long jacket shoved by me and nearly knocked me over(obviously on purpose), hard enough that he bumped me into my mother. Now if I could've just replayed that moment, would I have shoved my boot up your ass? Why do they have to make such a big show of everything they do?

They're attention whores, DURR! Without attention, they'd cease to be, that's why they write stupid poetry and say they're going to kill themselves ALL THE TIME. It's also why the guys wear dresses and make-up.
They're basically fuckers, had you done anything to them, they wouldn't have fought back because well, they're cowards. They'd have just written about how everyone in the world doesn't understand them and how they're so different (which they aren't) so they're going to become a vampire or some stupid shit like that.

Two nights later, they get AIDs from biting their friend's neck.

exactly . . but the world has been totally screwed ever since the beginning.

Said By JaegoLooLoo

Two nights later, they get AIDs from biting their friend's neck.

ROFL

I really like how people don't know what a 'Goth' is.

And I'm sorry, but I would date an attention whore in a heartbeat.
There's just something about the black, the mesh, the fishnet, the 'suicide', the depression and the melancholy that I find to be such a turn on.
Sadly, we have none of those here. Well we do, but they're fat. As most 'goths' are.
Anyway, Hollister jeans and Pac Sun shirts aren't bad I guess.....

Their asses, want me to track them down and kill them......eh

They're still stupid and annoying.

And me and u should team up and kill them

I know they're attention whores and I know they aren't true goths but thats what they call each other. I was just mad that I didn't get to kick that guys ass because I was in a library and my mother was present.

TIMES THREE!

well if you've seen them once theres always the chance you'll see them again there. If they have bad luck then they'll see you again and they'll definitely remember you as they leave with bruised balls

Said By Jenesis

I was at the checkout at the library and this little rat pack of goths brushed by. One of them was giving me the eye and I gave him a dirty look (mostly because he looked like the albino from 'The Princess Bride' only he'd dyed his hair black) and when I turned my back one of them in a long jacket shoved by me and nearly knocked me over(obviously on purpose), hard enough that he bumped me into my mother. Now if I could've just replayed that moment, would I have shoved my boot up your ass? Why do they have to make such a big show of everything they do?

Hot Topic "spooky kids." Don't mind them. Avoid them, and if that doesn't work, yell something to the effect of "My Dark maker will hear of this." That usually works.

Said By Pancakes

I really like how people don't know what a 'Goth' is.

And I'm sorry, but I would date an attention whore in a heartbeat.
There's just something about the black, the mesh, the fishnet, the 'suicide', the depression and the melancholy that I find to be such a turn on.
Sadly, we have none of those here. Well we do, but they're fat. As most 'goths' are.
Anyway, Hollister jeans and Pac Sun shirts aren't bad I guess.....

Most goth boys, and girls, are muchly sexable.
Heeeeeeey. I'm fat. =(
Heh, but no. I have the black, the fishnet, the melancholy, if anxiety counts as a substitute for depression, and the melancholy, but only in moderation. Too much makes you look whiny.

Said By JaegoLooLoo

They're still stupid and annoying.

Which is why you put a gag on them. Or take a picture, because no matter how whiny they are, they're fun to look at. Unless they have those god-awful ponyfalls. Then they need a swift kick in the balls/boobs.

Oh yeah, and because I needed to do this:
[Insert long rant about how "Goth" is a music-based subculture and blah, blah, blah, you all know it]

Oh yeah! I learned XML today in my spare time in my Marketing class! =D

YAY! What's XML!

XML is like the new, fancy HTML.

Oh god, this topic.....people at my school have called me gothic all the time before. And you know on what grounds? I wear black and listen to metal. No kidding. And this one moron, last said this to me(not making this up), "Hey, I'm going to kill you. Oh, wait. You'd like that. CAUSE YOUR GOTH." So, in conclusion, I don't like goths. If they even exist. I have yet to see one.

One of my friends is a self proclaimed goth, despite the fact he's afraid of horror movies. They're actually quite normal, under the obvious façade, makeup and ebon attire.

If you ever fight one, you have an obvious advantage, because they're usually anorexically skinny and have multitudinous piercings

XML is like a precurser to HTML.
It's like this:

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
<hate_goths>
<title>Why Goths Suck</title>
<date>
<month>Feburary</month>
<day>10</day>
<year>2004</year>
</date>
<rant>I hate goths. They suck because they wear white makeup and act like vampiric idiots.</rant>
<author>Tweak</author>
</hate_goths>

You make up your own tags and such. It's pretty cool. The end result doesn't view as HTML though. It views as this: http://www.w3schools.com/xml/note.xml

And, like, isn't that coolies?!?!

I feel bad for you, Nick. Maybe you should wear a shirt with a big smilie face that says "HAPPY!!!!z0rz"

As for XMlL, that's pretty neat lookin'...but I can't imagine looking at an entire website like that.

Just because I feel it's needed, a 'Goth' would be a person of a northern Germanic culture which died out a long time ago.

Of course, but they don't care.

Of course, when I said that one of my friends was a Goth, I meant that they were the sole descendant of the almost linear bloodline of one of the Barbarian tribes that, together, sealed the fate of the Roman empire, and due to the power imbalance that pursued, was historically reduced into non-existence.
The blood is incredibly watered down as of today, and the Goths will never regain the comparatively proud, grandiose status which they once held.

Well, I might have <i>actually</i> meant that my friend belonged to a subculture, but I guess you'll never know the truth now.

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I feel bad for you, Nick. Maybe you should wear a shirt with a big smilie face that says "HAPPY!!!!z0rz"

Y'know, I have this orange shirt that says "Just be glad I'm not your kid"(actually, I'm wearing it now), and when I wore it last year, I was suddenly a happy goth.

People are so dumb. But thankfully, the people who think I'm goth don't talk to me anymore.

Well that's good to know. I bet they run very homosexually anyway.

You know, I don't doubt it. They were pretty gay.

heh lol I like your sig

Family Guy is awesome.
So are hot 'goth' girls.

Yes, very true.

Goths to me are like the society's spook crew. They're not bad at all.

Ever known one personally?

Not personally enough.

Bow-chica-wow-wow...