So...my girlfriends mom wants to kick my ass.

So, it started off good a normal party at my friend SpN's house we got drunk watched some movies and shit got new girlfriends. And they decided to sleep over, they're 16/17 we're both 17. It started off great having fun watching movies, so we then fell asleep sleeping in the same beds as our g/fs i awoke to my dad POUNDING on the window screaming RIC!!!!! STEVEN!!! we just ignored them for about 2 hours so that the girls wouldnt get in trouble. after about 2 hours my dad sawed down the fence in the back yard and broke in through the window. The girls hid in the closet. They still havnt been found in there, we told their moms they went to town and they interrogated us. "When were they here!?" of course we lied our ass's off but anyway her mom walks up to me and says "I WANT TO KICK YOUR ASS FOR LYING TO ME" and then later she found out i wasnt lying and apoligized but even so. good way to meet the rents right? Anyway the story continues i literally jsut got home from this and im hungover and shit i only got 2 hours of sleep!

Sounds like a exciting evening. I hope that you were not to serious about this girl only because you have now started on the wrong foot with the parents which in the end only means trouble.

What a way to start off a relationship? Don't you wish you had done something worse for all the trouble you were in?

Just another day in the life...

I was totally expecting that your dad would say that you have to go live with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.

Said By Thefremen

I was totally expecting that your dad would say that you have to go live with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.

That is such a badass thing to say. [loti]

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Said By Thefremen

I was totally expecting that your dad would say that you have to go live with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.

That is such a badass thing to say. [loti]

That is such a ass thing to say bad.

well, it turned out fine. sorry nothing exicting guys except that Spn's g/f may have given him mono (LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL)

Well... my quote still stands.... Another day in the life...

Mono...gross. Pretty funny stuff. Especially the part about your dad sawing down the fence. that's serious.
It's great to be 23 and free to mingle with guys without parents going psycho about it.

Those are the greatest things that can be played in a movie! You gotta write it down and don't forget, just in case one day you become a writer, so you can use it on your script. It is funny!

I guarantee that when you're older and have kids of your own you won't laugh at stuff like this. You're lucky the girls fathers didn't come over swinging baseball bats and such.

Said By Thefremen

Said By The Sam!

Said By Thefremen

I was totally expecting that your dad would say that you have to go live with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.

That is such a badass thing to say. [loti]

That is such a ass thing to say bad.

EDIT: an not a, ass! loti

Well all I have to say is you lucked out this time. I'm surprised though if it was my child you definantly would not be seeing her again. Sorry no offense but I am speaking as a parent here.

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Well all I have to say is you lucked out this time. I'm surprised though if it was my child you definantly would not be seeing her again. Sorry no offense but I am speaking as a parent here.

I guess that if I was a parent, then I would feel different. I can't imagine being in a position where I would want to kick my daughter's boyfriend! But parents don't see it as funny.

When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was 20. She used to stay over quite a bit. Younger girls suck. Start dating the older ones.

Haha when I was 20 I dated a 16 year old guy cause my friend was all about that but it worked better for her because she really looked like she was that age. It was ok I guess, he would brag to his friends but in reality it's like, um yeah this isn't going to work. Too weird.
Now I only go for older!

And first impressions are what count, right? Yours, not so good. How serious did you say you were about this girl, you might want to watch your back, keep an eye on that chain-saw daddy.

My life was like that once, I had a b/f when I was 13 that my dad actually let live with us. He was 16 at the time and kept telling my dad that he wanted to marry me. I thought he was stupid, but then again, I was a kid.