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Tornado Avatar Retro Grade Joined: August 16, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 2958 Rep: PIP Level 3 (74215)PIP Level 2 (74215)PIP Level 2 (74215)PIP Level 2 (74215)PIP Level 2 (74215)
Stupid movies Old Thu Jul 15, 2004 5:21:37 AM #9307 Perm Link
Ahh. Some movies are good but pointless. Many movies just suck. Post 'em here. To start: XXX

Michael: Jodie, how's my schedule look for today?
Jodie: You've got a conference and dinner party at the Japanese Embassy regarding wildlife protection.
Michael: Oh, yeah...sorry, but I'll have to cancel that. I'm heading out to save America!
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(No Title) Old Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:39:25 AM #9308 Perm Link
Dumb and dumber.. best adn stupidest movie ever.
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sam][am Avatar you sneaky butthole Joined: July 28, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 1185 Rep: PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 2 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)PIP Level 1 (5161)
(No Title) Old Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:09:29 PM #9312 Perm Link
To start off, these suck!: The Cube (one and two), Children of the Corn (all of them), Last Action Hero (could have been good, but no), Cable Guy

To start off, these are amazingly awesome stupid movies: agrees w/Dumb and Dumber, Night at the Roxbury, Orgazmo, Kingpin, Romie and Michelles High School Reunion, High School High, National Lampoons: Senior trip....I'll get back to this layter.

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(No Title) Old Fri Jul 16, 2004 6:51:25 AM #9316 Perm Link
Night at the Roxbury owns all... in every way possible.
and also, robbin hood men in tights, absolutelly hilarious.
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(No Title) Old Sun Aug 8, 2004 7:13:32 PM #9584 Perm Link
Natural Born Killers

I hated every second of it from the first 5 minutes all the way to the end.

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(No Title) Old Sun Aug 8, 2004 9:53:00 PM #9595 Perm Link
This movie was straight up a waste of time: The Doom Generation

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(No Title) Old Wed Aug 11, 2004 5:25:15 AM #9641 Perm Link
Wreckless Kelly. By the end of the movie the main character is staring in a movie thats more cheesy than the movie itself. It's fun to watch though. Mainly to make fun of.
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(No Title) Old Wed Aug 18, 2004 12:24:16 PM #9713 Perm Link
All of LOTR.

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(No Title) Old Wed Aug 18, 2004 10:19:06 PM #9717 Perm Link
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You hate it too? Thank god. I fell asleep during those movies.

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(No Title) Old Sun Feb 27, 2005 10:49:54 PM #10873 Perm Link
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Stupid Movie? Constantine. From the previews, I went in thinking it was an ACTION movie. The best action scene was when Constantine grabs a shotgun and shoots some halfbreed demons ala Blade's BloodClub. Actually, that was the ONLY action scene as far as I remember.

I couldn't wait to leave the theater when the "Devil" appeared as some moron in a suit. And was that evil angel lady a guy or a lady? I couldn't tell, but who cares. As an action movie, this movie sucks, since there's barely any action. As a movie about visiting hell and doing all this weird stuff with water, I guess it could've been worse... It reminded me of a bad version of the Exorcist. D+.

Favorite action movie since 2002? Blade 2. That movie had it all in terms of action. Motorcycles, Martial arts battles, shootouts, blood and guts, and on and on. The story was okay, some of the characters were lame, but Blade and Nomak with his reapers kicked major ass.

Too bad about Blade Trinity, which I hate to say it, lost the cool action scenes from the first two. Hopefully, they'll have a re-edited version on DVD that doesn't have so many choppy cuts during the fight scenes. And actually let the fans watch the final battle between Blade and Drake without cutting to another fight every other second. If Blade Trinity followed the rules of the first 2, it could've been so much better.

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Edited at Fri Mar 4, 2005 1:43:27 AM
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Re: Stupid movies Old Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:47:01 PM #10925 Perm Link
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The Blair Witch Project one and two
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(No Title) Old Sat Apr 2, 2005 8:48:10 AM #11010 Perm Link
I know I'm gonna get flamed for this, but i thought the Akira anime sucked. You just follow the characters try to revolt against the gov't until Japan gets kabl00med. Nothing special at all. I wanted my 2 hours back, damnit.

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