Riddle me this

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Riddle me this

Thu Apr 9, 2009 4:37:46 PM #86572 Perm Link

Lets make our own riddles and see if people can figure them out (if you use a riddle you didn't make up, you should type who made it)

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Thu Apr 9, 2009 5:43:24 PM #86573 Perm Link

Jim Carey = Best riddler ever.

Here's a riddle that almost no one got right 50 years ago:
A man and his son were in a car accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. Upon viewing the boy, the surgeon says “I can't operate, for that's my son!” How is this possible?

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I know Im an ideot but I just proved that some of you are ediots too

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Thu Apr 9, 2009 7:27:08 PM #86581 Perm Link

the surgeon was his mother. ( I agree with that but he was made to look like a jocker wannabe in that movie so Im half and half.

heres a riddle:

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Edited at Thu Apr 9, 2009 7:55:59 PM

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Thu Apr 9, 2009 7:33:31 PM #86584 Perm Link

What is broken every time it's spoken?

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(하 하) 하루 종일 (니) 니 생각 (뿐이야) 뿐이야 (뿐이야) 뿐이야

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Thu Apr 9, 2009 7:37:39 PM #86585 Perm Link

silence
now answer mine

Edited at Thu Apr 9, 2009 7:37:52 PM

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Thu Apr 9, 2009 7:39:04 PM #86586 Perm Link

GRANDPA!!!!???
Sorry that is my best guess.

(하 하) 하루 종일 (니) 니 생각 (뿐이야) 뿐이야 (뿐이야) 뿐이야
(하 하) 하루 종일 (니) 니 생각 (뿐이야) 뿐이야 (뿐이야) 뿐이야

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Thu Apr 9, 2009 7:44:25 PM #86590 Perm Link

no wronge good guess though i was close

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Thu Apr 9, 2009 7:47:35 PM #86591 Perm Link

IT's A PIMPLE!?

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(하 하) 하루 종일 (니) 니 생각 (뿐이야) 뿐이야 (뿐이야) 뿐이야

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Thu Apr 9, 2009 7:50:31 PM #86592 Perm Link

FUNNY but not as close as grandpa just don't think to hard about it and youll get it.

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Thu Apr 9, 2009 7:55:19 PM #86593 Perm Link

Oh jeez this is my TRUMP CARD.
No?

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(하 하) 하루 종일 (니) 니 생각 (뿐이야) 뿐이야 (뿐이야) 뿐이야

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Thu Apr 9, 2009 7:57:28 PM #86594 Perm Link

Correct becouse the question is can you guess the riddle and its so Impossably hard that no is the answer. good job Tako

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Thu Apr 9, 2009 8:04:04 PM #86596 Perm Link

Here are some fun riddles that are shure to get your minds fiddled

Riddle #1: Never ahead, ever behind, yet flying swiftly past; for a child, I last forever; for an adult, I`m gone too fast. What am I?

Riddle #2:
I dance and breathe and can even deceive. I am not alive, yet watch how I thrive. Do not come too near or I will eat you my dear. What am I?

Riddle #3:
There is a low railroad bridge in your town. One day you see a large truck stopped just before the underpass. When you ask what has happened, the driver tells you that his truck is one inch higher than the indicated height of the opening. This is the only road to his destination. What can he do to get through the underpass the easiest way?

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Thu Apr 9, 2009 8:08:35 PM #86597 Perm Link

YESSS!!!! YESSS!!!!!!
This time not in the words of my bison.
Grandpa gimme some love juice!

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(하 하) 하루 종일 (니) 니 생각 (뿐이야) 뿐이야 (뿐이야) 뿐이야

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Thu Apr 9, 2009 8:09:49 PM #86598 Perm Link

OK answer the next three!!!!!!

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Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:30:20 AM #86619 Perm Link

Riddle number 1.A seagull?

Riddle number 2.A Parasite.(Scientifically correct)

Riddle number 3.Hmm,theoretically,take the tracks off?

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(하 하) 하루 종일 (니) 니 생각 (뿐이야) 뿐이야 (뿐이야) 뿐이야

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Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:34:44 AM #86620 Perm Link

thats a triple no

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Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:38:44 AM #86622 Perm Link

WAIT HOW IS IT!!!!????
Ohh jeez.
Can you at least give some some clues?
That would really help!

(하 하) 하루 종일 (니) 니 생각 (뿐이야) 뿐이야 (뿐이야) 뿐이야
(하 하) 하루 종일 (니) 니 생각 (뿐이야) 뿐이야 (뿐이야) 뿐이야

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Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:40:23 AM #86624 Perm Link

the riddle is the clue. thats how they work

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Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:44:12 AM #86626 Perm Link

ARRRRGGGGG!!!!
(okay,tako just keep ur cool)
Riddle number two is..........you?

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(하 하) 하루 종일 (니) 니 생각 (뿐이야) 뿐이야 (뿐이야) 뿐이야

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Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:46:21 AM #86628 Perm Link

technicly no but if that is a discription of me LOL ( im not alive)

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Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:49:34 AM #86629 Perm Link

I don't get it,but okay.
Hmm riddle number three is,OHEMGEEE IT'S A TRUCK ON A RAILROAD TRACK!!!!!

(하 하) 하루 종일 (니) 니 생각 (뿐이야) 뿐이야 (뿐이야) 뿐이야
(하 하) 하루 종일 (니) 니 생각 (뿐이야) 뿐이야 (뿐이야) 뿐이야

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Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:51:10 AM #86630 Perm Link

thats what the riddle says but it asks how it gets off of it Tako. (said in slow light manatone)

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Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:53:37 AM #86631 Perm Link

Get out of the truck!?
I dunno.
I give up on the third one!!!!
Sorry!

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(하 하) 하루 종일 (니) 니 생각 (뿐이야) 뿐이야 (뿐이야) 뿐이야

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Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:55:27 AM #86632 Perm Link

Okay going back to the second one.
A penis?
(smacks head knowing that its the wrong answer)

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Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:56:52 AM #86633 Perm Link

he has to drive the truck through the underpass think how do you lower a vehicle with inflatable wheels a huge back and two mirrors on the side.

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Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:59:21 AM #86634 Perm Link

C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!
You should have seen my face while I was reading that.

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(하 하) 하루 종일 (니) 니 생각 (뿐이야) 뿐이야 (뿐이야) 뿐이야