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Nigel Tufnel

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Can i possibly do it?

Sun Jan 11, 2004 5:04:09 PM #1168 Perm Link

I currently wiegh 230lbs.. i know its a lot but i am 6' 2". but still i want to lose wieght. so i said if i can lose 35 lbs by summer vacation, my bro wil give me $50 and my parents will give me $150. i really want to do it but it si so god damn hard to lose wiehgt.anyone think i can do it?

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Alexiel

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Re: Can i possibly do it?

Sun Jan 11, 2004 5:06:26 PM #1169 Perm Link

In response to Nigel Tufnel #1168

Random:
I hate it when people (especially girls) say that they are fat..Its like "Shut the fuck up!".

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Re: Can i possibly do it?

Sun Jan 11, 2004 5:17:50 PM #1173 Perm Link

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Said By wilk
I currently wiegh 230lbs.. i know its a lot but i am 6' 2". but still i want to lose wieght. so i said if i can lose 35 lbs by summer vacation, my bro wil give me $50 and my parents will give me $150. i really want to do it but it si so god damn hard to lose wiehgt.anyone think i can do it?

Hmmm.... I hear eating protein and starch uses more energy, because it's harder to digest because of the strength of the bonds between the molecules. Also, try frequent excercise. And don't eat things that can be digested easily and broken down into glucose/saccharonic/sucrosic material quickly. Sorry if it's a bit vague, but that's the extent of my knowledge on the matter.

If you want to, go for it. It seems feasible. If you don't make it, then accuse your sibling/parents of emotional blackmail to make you conform to a humanistically contrived standard, and they may fold, resulting in lucrative gain anyway. =P

Edited at Mon Jan 12, 2004 1:32:16 AM

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Nigel Tufnel

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 6:08:23 PM #1181 Perm Link

yeah, i bet my parents would give me thier share if i try hard at it cus theyde be like nice effert, have some money

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 6:48:20 PM #1212 Perm Link

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I used to be 170 (I'm 5'7"), from the middle of last Summer vacation (my vacation's only 6 weeks) toward around October-November, I lost 35 lbs just by eating less. If you exercised and ate healthier foods, you could probably lose that much a lot faster than I did.

EDIT: 'Healthier' is kind of in the eye of the beholder, look at Mr. Pika's post for the specifics.

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 7:15:07 PM #1251 Perm Link

In the eternal words of Nikkki:

- Ditch the fucking sodas. Do NOT just go to diet drinks. There are more than enough documented cases of aspartame AGITATING weight gain. This goes double for you if you're diabetic. If you absolutely MUST have your Coke, go with the regular, but cut the fuck back.

- Ditch the fucking starch. Don't argue this with me. Carbohydrates are evil and basic understanding of how they work will shed new light on the topic. They break down very quickly into the monosaccharides glucose, fructose, and galactose. These are simple sugars. They get used up very quickly. Why is this worse than protein? I'll get to that...

- Eat your meat, bitch. Protein bonds are very long and take much more energy to break. They contain a lot more energy than carbohydrates, so they will last you a lot longer. By saying that, it sounds like they'd be bad for you, but this is NOT true. Breaking down protein requires your body to WORK, thus giving you a bit of "exercise" while you're digesting. Further more, by eating protein you end up eating LESS without feeling as hypoglycemic.

- Water, water everywhere... Drink it. It's good for you. It actually flushes FAT out of your system.

- EAT you pathetic fucks! Starving yourself will only send your body into wacko mode and will actually HURT your chances of losing weight. Not to mention, if done for long periods of time, it could PERMANENTLY scar your metabolism.

- Vegetables are good for you. Eat them. They're full of vitamins and way better for you than fat free potato chips.

- Don't eat "diet" foods. These are chock full of nasty chemicals that will merely worsen your condition.

There you go. Hope it helps.

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Rikku

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Re: Can i possibly do it?

Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:38:23 PM #1308 Perm Link

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advice:GET UP NOW........GO TO THE NEAREST STORE .....BUY POWERAID OR GATORAID......GO TO NEAREST FIELD OR TRACK AND.........RUN TUBBY TUBBY ....RUN!!!!!.................on your dum butt!!!!!!!!!!!.........MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Edited at Mon Jan 12, 2004 4:48:16 AM

" Ooh...I know...The password is Monkey."
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JaegoLooLoo

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Re[2]: Can i possibly do it?

Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:39:52 PM #1309 Perm Link

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Nice, very nice...

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Re[2]: Can i possibly do it?

Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:40:32 PM #1310 Perm Link

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That was truly awful. Period.

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Rikku

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Re[3]: Can i possibly do it?

Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:44:54 PM #1311 Perm Link

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my cousin (goku 007) wrote that , im very sorry wilk.....wah wah wah**sobbing**

SORRY BUDDY....BUDDY *_*

" Ooh...I know...The password is Monkey."
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JaegoLooLoo

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:46:33 PM #1312 Perm Link

Is it just me, or whenever kimi posts their post is automatically rated down?

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Re[4]: Can i possibly do it?

Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:47:55 PM #1313 Perm Link

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*sigh* That was worse, if only because you're insulting the intelligence of anyone who has an IQ in positive amounts.

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:48:36 PM #1314 Perm Link

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Is it just me, or whenever kimi posts their post is automatically rated down?

Automatically almost. Instantly. It is the way of the universe.

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JaegoLooLoo

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:49:37 PM #1315 Perm Link

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That was...a tad mystical...

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:51:11 PM #1316 Perm Link

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...I'll ignore the "run tubby" thing....hard as it is...

Well, I'm not sure how you can lose weight... If I ever think of something, I'll tell you.

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:51:59 PM #1317 Perm Link

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All I need now is some likely sounding, philosophical mantra, a martial art in honor of some insect, a full range of health food/spiritual guidance/self-defence tapes and I'm set, young grasshopper.

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JaegoLooLoo

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:54:24 PM #1318 Perm Link

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I heard Tai-Bo works wonders...though I'm not sure if that qualifies as a form of 'martial arts'.

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Rikku

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Re[5]: Can i possibly do it?

Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:55:08 PM #1319 Perm Link

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my cousin says sorry pika, he said he was just trying to say he needs to get off the comp. because while he was typing he could have been exercising the rest of his body and not just his fingers

" Ooh...I know...The password is Monkey."
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JaegoLooLoo

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Re[6]: Can i possibly do it?

Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:56:24 PM #1320 Perm Link

In response to Rikku #1319

Hey! It happened again! Insta-rate down!

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Re[6]: Can i possibly do it?

Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:57:09 PM #1321 Perm Link

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Said By kimi ko/wolf hanyou
my cousin says sorry pika, he said he was just trying to say he needs to get off the comp. because while he was typing he could have been exercising the rest of his body and not just his fingers

Stop posting; I'm running out of negative ratings.

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JaegoLooLoo

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Re[7]: Can i possibly do it?

Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:58:52 PM #1322 Perm Link

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Me too, I'm using 2-3 per kimi post. I think I have six or seven left.
Oh well, when we run out, someone will do the job for us.

EDIT: Make that four or five left, had to use a couple to rate Pika back up.

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Re[8]: Can i possibly do it?

Sun Jan 11, 2004 9:02:52 PM #1323 Perm Link

In response to JaegoLooLoo #1322

Thanks. I returned the favor.

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JaegoLooLoo

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Re[9]: Can i possibly do it?

Sun Jan 11, 2004 9:04:05 PM #1325 Perm Link

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That you did, and for that, I thank you. Let's dance!

Oh, just so I'm not totally off-topic, good luck with your $200 weight-loss, Wilk. Huge Grin

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Rikku

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Re[10]: Can i possibly do it?

Sun Jan 11, 2004 9:08:59 PM #1327 Perm Link

In response to JaegoLooLoo #1325

why are you taking this out on me when i told you my cousins at my house posting behind my back do you know how hard it is to survive with a cousin like this guess not

" Ooh...I know...The password is Monkey."
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Alexiel

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 9:13:51 PM #1328 Perm Link

That was some big ass run on sentance. o.0

Bring me love songs / Sing me black tunes
Read me kind words /Of sun and moon
Love me freely / Open up to me
Feel me closely / Say you love me
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JaegoLooLoo

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 9:15:19 PM #1330 Perm Link

In response to Alexiel #1328

Yes, with a great lack of punctuation.

Edited at Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:21:19 AM

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Alexiel

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Re[11]: Can i possibly do it?

Sun Jan 11, 2004 9:20:37 PM #1332 Perm Link

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Said By kimi ko/wolf hanyou
why are you taking this out on me when i told you my cousins at my house posting behind my back do you know how hard it is to survive with a cousin like this guess not

Lacking capital letter.Lacking comma.Lacking...you know what?That could almost go on forever..

Oh...Im glad that its hard for you to survive. No im just kidding..I dont CARE how hard it is for you to survive, I speak for myself and all else who agree.

Bring me love songs / Sing me black tunes
Read me kind words /Of sun and moon
Love me freely / Open up to me
Feel me closely / Say you love me
*YoU kNoW yOu LoVe Me*

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Nigel Tufnel

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Mon Jan 12, 2004 7:10:54 AM #1362 Perm Link

hey, thanks for the tips and making fun of that dumb ass while i wasnt here.im going to eat a lot less exercise mor eand drink more water, tweak ur right those sodas are really bad

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Mon Jan 12, 2004 9:26:29 AM #1377 Perm Link

In response to Nigel Tufnel #1362

You don't have to eat less. Just eat virtually-impossible-to-digest stuff. But not grass.

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Mon Jan 12, 2004 10:27:38 AM #1381 Perm Link

Eat plastic....or gum...that's hard to digest....He could eat grass, reflecting off his avatar...then again, cows are fat so maybe grass wouldn't help? Bah ^_^; I'm not much of a weightloss person. If you get a disease, you'll lose alot of weight....but you'll feel like shit and might die so that wouldn't be good.....Or maye you should get really depressed....er...some people eat more so that wouldn't work O.< *cough* Yeah....er....*shrugs* well, whatever you do, best of luck ^_^ I'm sure you can succeed if you try. =)

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